no comedy this week!

when is all this gonna end. when will people start paying attention. only if the city takes action against the driver. thats when!


By Alicia P.Q. Wittmeyer
The Virginian-Pilot
© April 19, 2009
VIRGINIA BEACH

A bicyclist was killed this morning when he was hit by an S.U.V. while riding on Shore Drive.

Daniel Wayne Hersh, 54, was riding eastbound on Shore Drive near Starfish Road when he was struck by the right side of a Ford Explorer also traveling east on Shore Drive, said Virginia Beach police spokesman Officer Adam Bernstein.

Hersh, of the 2300 block of Windway Lane in Virginia Beach, was taken to the hospital, but was pronounced dead around 9 a.m.

Alcohol and speed do not appear to have played a role, Bernstein said. No charges have been filed against the woman driving the Explorer, although the crash is still under investigation.




MY heart goes out to Daniel hersh's family and team tripower for their loss. Lets hope the city of virginia beach takes action.

The Daily Bread, brought to you by none other than?

Jesus Christ!

People carry on and on about the end of days and the return of Christ, but i don't think he's going to return i think he already has. Also people argue about how he's going to return, what shape or form? Well he's already returned to a few people in the shape of their "DAILY BREAD".

A woman was toasting pita bread (by the way, who the fuck toasts pita bread???) and the Christ showed himself to her in the form of a sammich. It's amazing I tell you, true believer status. I personally swear, she didn't cut it out!

Dont forget Christ can show himself on white bread too!



And last time i checked there were no Jesus Christ face toasters or face toasting pans... realness confirmed!

...But if there were I'd bet he'd be gettin' paaaaiiiid!



This morning i swear i had seen the Christ while i was making breakfeast. Unfuckin' believable! The Christ had taken the time to manifest himself in not only my kitchen, but my food! What should I do?



Now I don't know what you would do but i promptly cooked at ate these muthafuckas! Power of the Christ be in meh!

THE PROGRESSION OF THE CELL PHONE RTL STYLE

WE HAVE COME A LONG WAY WITH TECHNOLOGY AND TODAYS TOUR WILL TAKE US THROUGH THE HISTORY OF A SMALL PEICE OF TECHNOLOGY THAT MAKE ALL OUR LIVES BETTER AND A LITTLE MORE AGGRAVATING AT THE SAME TIME. FROM BIG TO SMALL, NO RECEPTION WHEN YOUR ON THE SIDE OF THE ROAD, BROKEN FALLEN IN THE TOILET, CHEWED BY THE DOG, AND STILL CHEWING A HOLE IN OUR WALLETS I PRESENT TO YOU, the cellular telephone, POSSIBLY THE WORST INVENTION EVER, BUT I CANT SEEM TO PUT MY BLACKBERRY DOWN.

HERE WE HAVE THE INFAMOUS ZACK MORRIS BRICK PHONE, LASTING A WOPPING 30 MINUTES AND ONLY COSTING A FEW G'S SON, THIS PEICE OF SHIT WAS MORE LIKELY TO DIE FASTER THAN A HOOKER WITH AIDS.

HOLY CRAP!!! I KNOW YOU REMEMBER THIS NIGHTMARE, THE NOKIA MINI BRICK IN COLOR. MAD PHANTOM CALLS, THE FIRST NOKIAS DIDNT HAVE A KEY LOCK. EPIC FAIL!

ENTER LEFT STAGE MOTOROLA's RAZR. OH MAN, ONLY 400 BUCKS NEW AND SO SMALL YOU COULD MANAGE TO FUMBLE THIS FUCKER INTO THE SMALLEST OF COFFEE CUPS, I MEAN EVEN THOSE SHITTY CUPS OF COFFEE YOU GET AT THE HOSPITAL FOR 75 CENTS, WHY THE FUCK DID PEOPLE USE THESE, THEY MADE IT IN HOT PINK, C'MON, WHAT AM I SAYIN. WHO COULDNT RESIST A HOT PINK MOTOROLA PHONE THAT COST 400 BUCKS AND COULD GIVE WAY TO INCLIMATE ANYTHING AT ANYTIME, NOT ME. I HAD THREEE, THATS RIGHT I SPELLED IT LIKE THAT, WHAT?

AND LETS NOT FORGET ABOUT THE ONLY CELL PHONE RECALL EVER! IM FUCKIN' STUNNED. THEY HAD TO GET THIS THING OUT SO FAST THEY DIDNT EVEN TEST IT, PACKED AND SHIPPED READY TO BLOW. I WONDER IF ONE OF THOSE FANCY ACCIDENT LAWYERS WOULD REPRESENT ME IN A GENITAL INJURY CASE AFTER I GOT MY BALLS BLOWN OFF BY THIS THING.

ALL THIS TECHNOLOGY HAS PROGRESSED LEADING US TO THIS ONE PIVITOL MOMENT...

THE BLUETOOTH HEADSET. THIS IS A PIC OF THE FIRST NOKIA MODEL, BUT I'VE HEARD THEYVE BEEN SIZED DOWN DUE TO THE RECALL ON THE RUBBER BANDS BREAKING. BUT THATS JUST HEAR SAY. GET AT ME


V.B.H.C. KING
4LYFE
UNITY WORLDWIDE
JESUS FUCKING CHRIST
BLAME RTL...
FOR EVERYTHING WRONG
IN YOUR LYFE!
SEE YOU NEXT TIME

Those wild and crazy Russians!

I've always wondered what the hell Russian soldiers do in their free time since unlike our soldiers they were essentially slaves to their government. Anyway here's some photos of Russian soldiers having fun...

Doctor Spok?

When I image searched the photo below it said "russian soldiers sold for sex", can anyone explain this to me?

Proper streching did nothing for any of these Russian solders, there was still a record number of pulled hamstrings at this high kick competition!

Ambitions, and stupid pics

Here is the word as defined by websters dictionary.
1 a: an ardent desire for rank, fame, or power b: desire to achieve a particular end
2: the object of ambition
3: a desire for activity or exertion

Ive lived a pretty ambitious and not so ambitious life, I've been going to punk/hardcore shows forever (semi productive), hung out with Hells angels, ex Renegades and Banditos (not ambitious at all), drank a lot of beer(self explanatory), got a college education(productive but not very useful unless in a job interview), I hold multiple certificates in trades (none of which i use), have climbed and fallen from the ranks of popularity(who cares about friends, right?), beaten what high school and college professors said about me because we handle things differently(my own personal victory). my outlook on life is always been different from so called "normal people" i see things in a grimier way. The cro-mag way of life will always be apart of me. I will always take care of business in order to keep the wolves at bay. I also would never trade in any part of my life good or bad, I take it all.

Since I was hit by a drunk driver and I cant work (bad part of my life) this is part of what I choose to do with my time. This also includes photographing stupid shit in my house. Now onto some of that. its not very ambitious but it takes up my time till I can run, jump, and well...work again.




Now, I'm not really religious, but i always pass these things in food lion. so i bought one cause I knew my girl would give me a hard time about it and I've just have to make my evenings interesting.

Little did i know i would break it an hour after bringing it home while playing catch with the dog! While it was lit by the way, oof!

Now you and me both know this is just a picture of some dog shit on the floor, but whats stupid about this is that this dog gets walked 4 to 5 times a day(since i obviously have nothing better to do). He went out and pissed all over everything and then came in the house and shat! He's feeling a little confused and I'm feeling betrayed.

Next up is this fancy Hewlett Packard shoe rack, now I thought we already had one of these up stairs, oooooooh! That's why i don't use it, It takes me all day to walk up and down stairs, thanx again drunk driver. Have another one on me.

Now i gotta go sign some settlement checks and have a very unambitious day of playing cod4. Laterz!

Always start the day off with a good breakfeast!

Morning Star chicken patty with 2 eggs and a slice of good ol' American cheese...
This always gets my stoke up, no animals died in the making of this sammich...but a few eggs were harmed :(. Now on to some people who didnt eat their breakfeast and just hauled ass to their 9 to 5. Unlike me. hehe...


No coco crispies for you young lady!


W.T.F. can i say about this...


Denied!


He actually ate breakfeast, it just sucked...

For some reason, I have a feeling that breakfeast didnt have anything to do with this photo. I think she's just a sour puss...

Now that I'm done with this breakfeast post i have to head off to walk the Chaweiner. Later!

A little story...

I was once a bike tester!
One night i left on my sweet ride..

packed up all my gear...

but for some reason, it just wasnt enough for that drunk driver to see me!

that ride is STILL in da' shop! and you know I've had a few sweet rides since then...



but then me and muh uncle converted it to this!

and these are the new rides i got for christmas...

The end...